AflacMan13's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Smoking Kills Ad]

Linky no worky.

It is all in the title... Mildly funny, and the stick guy was well drawn IMO. Chuckle worthy. Nice public awareness ad.

[HammerTodd Begins]

My new favorite Anti-Hero.

This was epic. I have always said...

Never...
PIck...
On the little guy.

Unless you have a death wish. My favorite parts; when the little itty bitty guy comes walking into the frame with this massive hammer, and the trail of destruction scene at the end.

[TT - TEA BAG!]

Ow my eyes hurt now.

Your flash caused my eyes to physically feel pain. If I were tripping I would have probably seizured and choked to death on my own vomit.

Congratulations... you are now directly responsible for the deaths of several hundred people.

MutantTesticle responds:

I just killed hundreds of people? Sweet!

[The Palette Man!!!!!]

Ow. My eyes hurt now.

While that was kind of funny. It actually caused my eyes physical pain. I should give you a zero but I like some of the other stuff done with these characters. If I were a tripper I would have probably commited suicide just then.

Congratulations... you are now directly responsible for the deaths of several hundred people. (Acid Trippers can have a seizure and choke to death from stuff like this when they are high on LSD A.K.A. Acid Tripping).

kanamomashouse responds:

You are a great man for serving in the U.S. Army.

[Zetabrand: Weapons Collab]

Backgrounds... hmm

The flash was awesome. I really liked the music and the title screen. The action was awesome and the different weapons were sweet... but, you could have taken more than 10 minutes on your backgrounds. The weak background kind of ruined it for me.

[MoGro Promo]

IT ACTUALLY EXISTS!!!

I googled Mo Gro. The company actually exists. It is a company that makes special trucks to deliver healthy food to communities that lack grocery stores... like low income parts of Mexico and such. Their website is a .net though.

I actually have an idea for a company I plan to build in the future. When I get around to doing the advertisement and corporate presentation; I plan to use NG talent. I may just call on you Mick. :)

BTW, Nice video. It was just humorous enough to keep me interested but not so much as to distract from the overall message of the video. You could build a corporate advertising firm out of this. You are very talented. Keep up the good work. Build a digital portfolio and you can make some real money from stuff like this.

http://www.mogro.net/

[-Fire-]

Pffttt.. hahahaaaa

Halo grenade for the win... nice. Digging the Halo reference.

XiaoxiaoGOD responds:

Haha glad you caught that ! thanks for the review :D

[Sonic Eztoon2]

Hmmmmmmm... o_0

The artwork looks as if you did this in a single class or study hall or maybe it was done by a five year old and then you animated it.

I have to say that the transitions and sound were actually surprisingly solid and well done. The artwork was interesting but if this is going to be a final product I would try to clean it up just a hair. Some of the "dialouge text" was impossible to read.

It seems like it might make a good sketch animatic to flesh out a final flash vid. Keep it up.

XiaoxiaoGOD responds:

thank you, but it was intended to be an eztoon movie.

[Osama's Father]

Author Comments.

I read your Author comments. They offend me. I am a soldier. I have lost buddies to combat and as POW's. Rewrite your author comments or get banned.

The short is mildly amusing. Not funny just mind numbingly silly. The music is... music I suppose. I am a Christian so I am not a supporter of Gay marriage, HOWEVER; as a soldier I believe it is my duty to defend the rigths of my Nation's citizens no matter what.

I have an idea you may want to put to your Congressman/woman... how about instead of naming it marriage the LGBT groups agree to call the ceremony something different... let us be honest... the only thing the "Church" is really griping about is the word marriage. They don't really give a crud either way if Gay people get hitched. All they really want is for the LGBT to stop calling it marriage... I say; problem solved. What do you think?

On the topic of your video though... the endless looping is probably something most artists try to avoid but, you did it well enough that I had to keep watching it through several iterations to catch it. Maybe you can make a more serious animation with endless looping as part of the theme and story arc progression. Adios, and God Bless you.

GregoryShitcock responds:

lol my bad. I don't support gay marriage, I just wrote that to piss people off lol, and I think the war on terror is a load of bullshit made by the government and some jesuits.